"Someone must like you, they even baked you a cake" sneered a jailer who had an uncanny resemblance to Mark Riley.
He haughtily slid a cake box through the open door then slammed it with a loud "CLANG," farted loudly and walked off.
Mark opened the box, stuck his hand in the cake and found ... a Sig Sauer 9MM pistol with extra clips and a silencer cocooned inside a protective plastic bag.
"Thanks, Judge V" mulled Mark as he ate the cake and readied himself for action.
An hour the jailer returned for a bed check; Mark Riley lay prone on the floor, moaning and groaning.
The jailer entered the cell to investigate, and as he bent down Mark Riley spun and shot him in the head.
He quickly stripped the dead guard , put on his uniform, and left the cell.
Walking past the control station he kept his hat low, head down, tilted away from the control guard; in perfect imitation of the dead guard's voice he said "That new guy is a pain in the ass, I need to go get him his meds."
"OK" and he was buzzed through, left the facility, and met a waiting Judge V who drove them to Mark's hotel.
"Remember, no witnesses" admonished the jovial jurist as he dropped off his minion.
Mark took the elevator and knocked on Cake Cream's door.
"Who is it?" came a voice from within the suite.
"Land shark."
"Who?"
"Singing telegram."
The door opened a crack, and Mark Riley barged in; a startled James had no time to react before a 9MM hollow point shattered his skull.
Mark Riley quickiy and efficiently "dispatched"l the members of Cake Cream in their sleep, leaving only Andy alive and asleep.
"Wake up Andy, opportunity is knocking."
A sleepy Andy woke up, saw Mark Riley, saw the carnage and started to scream: Mark Riley punched him in the solar plexus, saying "Quiet, Andy, or you'll wake the dead."
He laughed and said "Give me your phone and your codes."
Andy let an odorless, timid fart part his quaking butt-cheeks, then swallowing hard he said "Why are you doing this, I thought you loved me?"
Mark Riley laughed and said "Fuck no, I ain't gay, that was just some bullshit story I told the cops; in fact I'm a real pussy hound but hey, this is all about the Benjamins."
Andy was fucked, and he knew it.
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