Originally Posted by
accountinquestion
Originally Posted by
mickeycrimm
According to redietz he worked the 2002 NFL season for Walters, about 6 months. But he has never said what his job description was.
So as far as we know he was scrubbin' toilets to get his foot in the door.
I wish. I was actually shining shoes. Shining shoes is a step down from scrubbing toilets because you can't wear gloves while shining shoes and handling other people's feet. The only other guy I knew who had the same status as me was named Al. Said he had moved to LV from Chicago.
It turns out, I was the top college football profit handicapper in The McCusker Report three of the final five years it published. Not nearly good enough for latrine duty. Now had I finished tops in profit FOUR out of five, maybe I would have gotten the toilet gig. Had I managed a five-year sweep of the top college football profit rankings, then it's possible that I would have qualified for chauffeur, but the odds against that were very long.
I love shining shoes. Reminds me of getting ready for early Sunday church service under the tutelage of my dad. I shined my shoes Saturday so they'd be ready.