Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[Tasha]

Karen, your big mistake in this saga was the creation of Cake Cream.

Axl should be playing in GnR, not a group of OCD pansies, queers and clueless dolts.

I've attempted to ameliorate the horror via introducing the reader to DQ strawberry blizzards but alas, I fear the damage has been done.

Your story is about as bad as it gets...truly dreadfull.

But hey, keep it up: we enjoy lampooning you and your excretory bit of creative writing.

Cake Cream was ORIGINALLY supposed to be a ONE LINE THING LMAO! I originally planned to have Axl say something like,"Cake Cream is a good opening act for Guns N'Roses ," and then NEVER mention Cake Cream again! I decided to make Cake Cream costars in both stories to give Axl a Band to Mentor and manage in 2022. Originally, Axl was pretending to be someone named Michael Randall Johnson. So him suddenly being in Guns N'Roses would seem weird.

Axl decided to Mentor the up and coming Cake Cream who he believed at the time were the new Guns N'Roses. Soon, Jimmy inadvertently revealed "Michael Randall Johnson," to be Axl when he lifted up Axl's sleeve while he slept at a Cake Cream part and exposed Axl's Appetite For Destruction Album Cross Tattoo (I had THREE ways I would have Axl get exposed at the Cake Cream party.

First way. Have Cake Cream drug his drink and make him fall asleep and then lift up his sleeve and expose the Tattoo while he slept. CREEPY. Second way. Have Axl be fully awake and have Cake Cream FIGHT the sleeve up against his will. CREEPY. Third way. Have Axl fall asleep on his own and have Jimmy lift up his sleeve and expose his Tattoo. The best way to do it.


Guns N'Roses is already well established in the world, I felt that Axl should bring up Cake Cream as a Famous Band too. Cake Cream is purely AXL'S Band and he doesn't have to share the credit with anyone else. , In a nutshell, Cake Cream is Axl Rose's Band, not a Guns N'Roses Protege. Axl himself pointed out that he gets the sole credit for Cake Cream and doesn't have to share it with Guns N'Roses.