With Mammie's help Sasha, now Tasha, got her certificate.

"Look mammie, it say here 'dat I and I is "competent." Cans you believes it? It be a dream."

Mammie sighed, then said "De only 'ting I and I dreams 'bout is de day you stops shittin' de flo'."

Such feedback fell on deaf ears: "I and I is gwine to de Walgreens tomorry and gets me a clerk job 'cause I and I is "competent."

Tasha gnawed on some chicken, shit on the floor, then got online to VCT.

"Now you haters calls me a porch monkey but 'dat don't bodder me none no mo' now 'dat I and I is "competent."

With that Tasha posted the Miami Dade certificate: "See 'dat? Reads it an' weeps."

The haters gnashed their teeth, moaned, and some threw up in exasperation.