Karen was on a bit of a winning streak, but as we all know streaks come to an end.
She'd followed the advice of one of her dear "casino friends" and volunteered at the VA hospital, hoping to snare a man, any man..and it was there that she met her new husband,Tommy, who'd been rendered a deaf, dumb and blind amputee when a mortar round struck while he was taking a shit in Afghanistan.
Due to his disability the only way they could communicate was by touch; they settled on a form of Morse code, but instead of a telegraph key she stroked his johnson at different speeds, dot, dash etc.: while this worked for the two of them it did not go over well at all with most members of the public...not that they cared for they were "in love."
One smoggy day they went to the casino; Tommy played Pinball, his go to game, and Karen played slots in the high limit room, burning through her new husband's savings and VA disability pay, not that she cared.
"I and I's gonna win big" she mused, putting her card and some money into a Double Diamond slot; after a few pulls she espied one of her casino friends playing two slots over.
Karen decided to chat, so leaving some money and her card in the Double Diamond machine she moved one seat over and started to gab.
Judge V. walked in with his nubile entourage of vestal virgins and immediately went to his go to game, Double Diamond: he espied a card in the slot and blithely removed it, inserted his card, then he put in a few Franklins while Karen was obliviously bullshitting with her casino friend, debating which type of Church's chicken is best.
First pull and...KA-CHING...JACKPOT...three double diamonds..
Judge V. gleefully celebrated, feeling up his virgins, while Karen became aware of what had just happened.
"Hey, I and I's been playin' 'dat game, 'dat ja-pot be mine."
"Fuck off, bitch" snarled the coked up jurist, "Go pound sand."
"Oh! Wait til my hu'band hears 'bout 'dis..."
While waiting for the staff to arrive Karen went and dragged Tommy into the high limit room and started to "explain" to him what had happened.
While in the midst of "explaining" she was tackled by security and trespassed for jerking off Tommy in the high limit room..
Judge V. pocketed his massive payday and while walking out he espied a crying Karen: "Better luck next time you stupid woman" he sneered.
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