Well, the Eagles made it to the SB, which means that, given the ML, The Riddler once again made money for his criminal followers. Not a ton of money, mind you, but a good solid profit. The Riddler amazes me. What is he now? Seven of seven making money? Or is it eight of eight? I lose track of his exploits.
It's a shame he's not an AP. I'm sure he'd make a ton more money than he does.
Anyway, he permanently retired from posting here, as he feels unappreciated given that his posts always make money. But if you guys could scrape together some donut cash, I'll pass along his latest missive to me. Shhhhh.
Since football is done, I'm not sure what he's referring to, but the uber educated APs (you know, the ones who date "college educated") could probably figure it all out. Or monet. Anyway, without further ado:
"Riddle Me This:
McConaughey, at home, picking up older ladies.
Ma Kettle was heard in his moaning.
Elvis, liking young girls, sat at home with his paydays.
Robed, not-blue Pazuzu heard them all groaning.
They all spread their seeds
Money shot after shot.
Surging deep and advancing
In the rigged honey pot."
This may take some cogitating, as I'm pretty sure The Riddler is referring to multiple wagers here, but what do I know? He may just have watched too much porn this week.
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