Of course, I'm not The Riddler. I don't have his poetic abilities.
The Riddler has
1) Won more money for people on this forum than Kewlj.
2) Demonstrated more gambling expertise on this forum than KewlJ.
3) Told fewer lies than KewlJ.
4) LOL -- Has provided about as much Las Vegas detail as KewlJ (in other words, none).
I don't see how you can argue the fact that The Riddler has contributed WAAAYYY more to this forum than the Kewlj(s). I mean, somebody start up a poll. Who's done more gambling-good for VCT readers, The Riddler or the KewlJ(s)?