Garnabby Appreciation Thread

[TheGrimReaper]

Hey, V. Now that we're in the VCT-afterlife (with theGrimReaper), I'll let you in on a little tell of yours. Ha.
The only time that you're not truly miserable is when you bullshit, or make a joke of, persons who you find to be vastly inferior, by telling them how great they are. An attempt to fit in by taking over, and, so, you have to appear to be loveable about it.

Oh, really?

And here I thought I just enjoyed being an asshole with a penchant for third-rate creative writing.

You're not?

Savior of Mankind

Mammie Mars Time-Travel Attacks! was widely acclaimed as a spectacular film which managed to accurately depict a scenario in which Martian Mammies Time Traveled to attack the Earth, including the development of a means through which to defeat the invaders from the Red Planet Mars.

Without V CunT, there would be no Mammie Mars Time-Travel Attacks! and then we wouldn’t be prepared to defend against the Mammie Martians Time Travelers when they finally do attack. So, while some may be inclined to criticize him, it is abundantly clear that without his contributions to the field of astronomy we Earthlings would not be able to defend ourselves against the Mammie Martian Time-Travel technocrats when they come to enslave our race.

So, next time you’re planning to write some stupid insult to V CunT in a prestigious fake online encyclopedia, remember: if it weren’t for him you’d be slaving away building pyramids or something for an annoyed Mammie Martian Time-Travel slave-driver, and subject to Mammie Martian Time-Travel Law; you owe V CunT your freedom.

His performance in Mammie Mars Begins Time Traveling! the prestigious prequel directed by Christopher Nolan, led to the increased use of pcp and cocaine. He started to "party harty" as he put it and started to slip away from his connection with society. He steadily slipped into deep depression on VCT, the glorious land of the three G's: Gesus, Garnabby and God. Ha.

Who could blame the man, his last name taunted him with the one thing he couldn't exactly put his finger on. Despite the many attempts to obtain the "kant" he became very discouraged. He started to hate women and men alike for they seemed to be "getting laid." Sexual repressions led to constant aggression which led to spousal exfixiation.

The elusive answer to the ongoing and intensely complicated inquiry of life, the meaning as it were, is indeed a subject I have touched upon in many of my ongoing studies into the wonder and awe that is the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me. Having studied the subject for many a term, I believe I now have a conclusion. However from my a posteriori experiences of the world I have also fathomed that I am in fact far more perspicacious than any of you and so sharing such a meaning would be pointless as you are all too imbecilic and generally downright ignorant to have any idea what I was expressing or even what I have just said.

~ Mister V CunT on having discovered the Meaning of Life

exfixciation

Noun:

1. The act of getting fixated on someone's ex-partner, often resulting in obsessive behavior.
Example sentence: She couldn't stop herself from checking her ex-boyfriend's social media profiles every day; her exfixciation was getting out of hand.

MisterV CunT showing off his impressive forehead. Big, flat, and sexy.