It was just after sup they were wooping it up
At the Ya'll Come Back Casino
For all to see the lady next to me
Was playing a game called Volkeno
I was doing the same but on a poker game
Trying to make a royal flush
But in the game it pays the same
So I'll take a Joker Royal Flush
On the row just over a gambling rover
Lost and got up to leave
And then I seen his gambling machine
Return to the game select screen
The games look the same but something looked strange
At least from my faraway view
So I walked on over to the row just over
To give myself a clue
On the top of the screen of the gambling machine
Sat a brand new Joker game
A meter was runnin' to add to the funnin'
But to me its all the same
A new game to play if I can find an overlay
On this game called Joker's Vault
But it can't be sized or fully analyzed
On all that software I bought
NO hill for me because ya see
I ain't no poser pro
I'll leave the floor and hit the door
With all the casino's dough
There ain't no doubt I'll figure it out
Don't even need paper or pen
When it comes to a play I'll find a way
I'm the best thats ever been
So I went to work on the gamblin' math dirt
No like a poser pro fumbler
It was time for me to crunch and see
What was my playable number
There's different configurations across the nation
I don't know what yours will be
But here I can say I have a play
When the meter builds to three
It's a one joker game, a two joker game
But that don't make me a clown
Win 8 out of 10 when I'm in
And I'll take the meter down
I've rode freight trains through the Idaho rain
Not knowing where I'm bound
I'm a hard ass tramp from the labor camps
Nothing gets me down
That was then this is now
Cause I'm flush and good to go
Yeah, I'm doing swell but I came from hell
And I ain't no poser pro