Oh, anyone reading the stuff will know it's me, Rob. I don't believe anybody is going to think R.E.Dietz has a groupie with personal material 40 years old. Now if you choose to think otherwise, well, I'm good with that. You are, after all, a quack, and I've never cared about convincing the resident quack of anything. That would be like caring about convincing Uri Geller I can eat with a spoon. (Boy, I really like that last line even though it's dated. Rob's self love must be rubbing off on me.)
And Rob, distributing my material because Rob Singer was "beating it out of" me does not qualify you as my agent. I appreciate the wonderful opportunity to heighten my profile and garner a little adulation (everybody likes adulation, right?), but I am not going to pay you for the way you've heightened interest in who I am. Many thanks and salutations, though. I'm a little concerned people will think you're my sock puppet so I could promote myself, but oh well.