inspired by Redietz and his "investing" in sports business.

Scene opens.....Jenny is talking to her parents

Jenny:mom i want you to make a good impression on joey when he comes over for dinner tonight
Mom: dont worry Jen.....by the way what does he do for a living
Jenny: He owns his own investment firm
Dad: thats impressive princess.......I cant wait to meet him

Doorbell rings

Jenny answers and walks in with a man resembling Louie Depalma in Taxi, with a half smoked unlit cigar in his mouth, on the phone discussing a bet with a "client"..i mean discussing an "investment"

Jenny: mom and dad I want you to meet Joey
jOEY: holds up his hand for the folks to shut up while he finishes his "investment" consultation

Mom: whos he talking to Jen

Jenny: he is talking to an investment client

Dad: why would the investment client need to know about the dallas cowboys

Jenny: because they might want to make an investment on who wins against Seattle this week.

Dad: you mean he sells sports picks and calls himself an investment firm consultant?

Jenny: Yes....whats wrong with that

Dad: walks to the kitchen, comes out, with a pistol......holds up the gun, and puts a bullet in his own head.

the 3 resume dinner after joey gets off the phone.