Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
Yeah....and I even got caught and arrested two days ago for stealing electricity for my RV from Home Depot. And just yesterday my 2nd 3" dick extension fell off, right after I got caught trying to sell one of my knock-off watches as the real thing. But all that aside, my worst day this week was Saturday, when the Feds fined me $10,000 which I don't have, for using 9 phony passports, and they confiscated my entire $430 in savings as a down-payment.

Now if I could only find the $55 I need to renew the plates on my 1973 rusted out Gremlin.....

Probably the closest to the truth you have ever posted here or anywhere. Congratulations and hopefully your Christmas is better.