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    Some of you may have seen those books for "The Church of Bob." Well, I suggest we drop all pretense of logical or rational defenses of Rob Singer's play strategy and just flat out admit we want a "Church of Rob."

    The man circumvents the laws of probability. In Marvel Comics, that character is the Scarlet Witch, a mutant. Well, maybe Rob's a mutant, too.

    In any case, if Rob can indeed do what he says he can do, he has super powers, and I'll be the first in line to worship him. I think each of us believers should liquidate our resources, hand them over to Rob, and watch the magic. I suggest we let Rob handle our resources and be in charge of them 24/7. Of course, so nothing bad happens to Rob, since he's our golden goose, we assign a couple of people to always be with him.

    With great power, as Spider-man says, comes great responsibility, however. Rob will take our pooled resources, and win for us, and for the Church of Rob. If he turns out to be a false prophet, however, we do what the bible says we should do with false prophets. W* **** **m.

    Sound like a plan?
    Last edited by Alan Mendelson; 11-08-2012 at 10:34 AM. Reason: Just one step over the line. Careful.

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