I also purposely left out your 'second' career, how would you describe it...an infomercial pitch man? Certainly nothing illegal, but it is pretty dishonest. You recommend products, endorse them with your name, because the company has paid you to. I am grimacing just thinking about that. Do you understand how you have zero credibility when you do something like that?

Good night Alan, Sleep well. (I have no idea how)