You know, I'm no coronavirus expert, either. My cousin, Ron, taught biology at the Penn State branch campus I attended for a year and a half, and I avoided even that class (he was a hard grader).

So how the hell did I call this every step of the way better than Fox News? How did I understand what was happening better than Fox News? That shouldn't happen, right? What does that say about the cumulative wisdom of the experts they assembled and the hosts' ability to process information? Or maybe they just lied.

All I know is that, when it came to COVID-19, I was way more accurate than the Fox crew. Pretty fucking sad. A reasonable person might conclude that listening to Fox results in occasional informational deficiencies.

I'm up in the air about who's smarter, me or mickey. But I've been correct the whole way. Mickey has been incorrect. The obvious difference between us on this topic is our information sources. A reasonable man might review the kinds of information that led him to be incorrect each step of the way.