Oh boy. Someone forgot to lock the door and JSTAT got out. Time to hear how simulations are worthless, betting efficiency is overrated, playing efficiency is useless, and there's only one count that actually works. He can't tell you the tags or a betting ramp or index plays, but his count is the one true Jesus. All other counts are -EV.

Thanks for rising from the dead JSTAT. Don't get hit by a bus while crossing the street.