You may be onto something here!Originally Posted by BoSox
However, I have been wasting my life away with video games since 1979/80.
It all started with Breakout, in some bar, at Tanglewood Campground PA, where my father was getting drunk.
He was getting drunk all the time because of those Damn Gook, Slant Eyed bastards he fought and killed during the Vietnam War.
According to him, the NVA (North Vietnamese Army) were no Fucking Joke and killed many of his pals.
The Viet Cong (National Liberation Front of Southern Vietnam or FNL) on the other hand, were a bunch of Slant Eyed Pussies.
Anyways, it wasn't long after that the Arcades were all the rage in the early 80s.
Next up was Atari and after that was Nintendo and other consoles.
Later in the 90s came home gaming on the PC.
I've probably wasted 20,000 to 30,000 hours in front of video games.
That is roughly 8% of my total hours from the time I started playing video games
Heck, I've probably slept 33% of my life away.
I have no idea how to explain such a waste of life to God.
I'm sure I will have some time to think about it, in the invisible fire, for the rest of eternity.
That doesn't include all the hours of Video Poker.
Needless to say my eyes are starting to break down or break apart.
I'm starting to see a black Eye Floater everywhere in my left eye these days.
I'm sure the new style of this QLED doesn't help.
The damn Jjokbari TV is seriously bright.
Jjokbari is a Korean Slur by the way.
Of course the Koreans use it against the Japs but why split noodles?
No reason to stop now as the end should be near within 40 days to 40 years.
Might as well go blind and see how long I can last before I shoot myself in the head.
The only problem is deciding on which gun to use.
I keep debating from the 45 to the 12 guage with a steel slug.
Of course after watching Full Metal Jacket it appears my M1A with the 7.62 x 39 would be highly effective.
I think the best way would be to just jump off the Mike O'Callaghan–Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge while shooting myself in the head in mid free fall.
They say that men tend to use multiple methods when committing Harry Carry or Harakiri and it is far more effective.
I like the idea of using Velcro to strap two sticks of dynamite on each side of my head.
I read that in the comments once so it wasn't my idea.
I knew a kid who did it with a shotgun in his parents closet when we were 15 years old.
I guess he showed them!
30 years later, I realize, We all got it coming in the end.
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