Smart Money

[monet]

Please post your locks for sports betting so we can all profit.
Please give us enough time to get to the window before the game starts.
Please do not charge us a fee.
Thanks!

[MaxPen]

My lock advice is to never present yourself at the window.
The only people I know that make money off sports pay attention to the fair line odds and look for opportunities that are on sale. Seems like a full time commitment.

[monet]

My lock advice is to never present yourself at the window.
The only people I know that make money off sports pay attention to the fair line odds and look for opportunities that are on sale. Seems like a full time commitment.

Great Advice that I can never argue with in your post here.
I did have a problem once running around town betting the same amount at all the Boyd Casinos.
lol, I was hot sucker.

I just need one big winner, just one.
After that I will be out of the hole and be able to make everything up to my friends and family, ok.
Just one and I will be on my way, I will, I swear, I'm due.

[monet]

Nobody helping me and I never got to post my bets beforehand in this thread so I suppose it doesn't count.

I made 3 bets with the book since starting this thread.

2 wins and 1 loss.

I bet Week 14 the Titans -7.5 over the Jaguars for 1650.00 to win 1500 and that ticket cashed.
I also parlayed that game with the Saints at -7.5 for 500 dollars but as you know the Eagles won the game outright and I lost.
Stupid bet on my part as I didn't realize Brees was out.
Impulsive Behavior kicking in.

On week 15 I bet 550 dollars on the Browns over the Giants at -6.5 to win 500 dollars.
I was having a tough time making any picks but threw this down.
I would like to post picks beforehand though.

Whatever... try again later perhaps.

[RS__]

Shall I post up my horsebooking picks or is that not allowed?

[monet]

Shall I post up my horsebooking picks or is that not allowed?

This isn't that pussy site WoV.
No Holds Barred on this site.
If you really have something that is a lock I'd be willing to put a grand or two on it.

Today I am going to bet the packers heavy just like in the movie Let it Ride.
I just hit another 40k Royal for a 33k win early this morning.
Not that impressive though as I lost 21k in the last two days prior but its still nice for me.

I actually like 6 or 7 teams today to cover the spread in the NFL and am going to put some parlays into play as well.
3, 6 and 7 teamers with a large straight up bet.
Not sure how much but these are the teams I like in order.

Green Bay
Dallas

I want to bet Washington because the Eagles are supposed to have a bunch of starters out but I was just reading how many people think the Eagles will upset the Skins.
I dunno... perhaps I will stay away from them.
I hate parlays anyway but I tend to get greedy at times.

Baltimore but I hate giving up two touchdowns with any team.
I wouldn't doubt that Baltimore smashes the Bengals though.

Same problem with Indianapolis.

I want to take the points with Pittsburgh but most likely will stay away from the game.

Buffalo because Miami's quarterback is out with the Chink Virus.

Tampa Bay but I'm scarred lol.

I'll probably chicken out and only bet the Packers laying the points.
I'm not sure just yet.
Once I get the bets in I will try to report back before kick off but I'm a bit tired and have lost interest in reporting on this site for the most part.
Whatever.

Oh right... I forgot you really get raped hard the more teams you put on a parlay.
The difference between what should be paid out on a six teamer compared to a 3 teamer to the true odds is staggering!
Unless you can pick 55% or better, on individual bets, which makes parlays profitable in the long run.
No way in HE Double Hockey Sticks that I can pick 55% or better.

[Ozzy]

Even with big swings, 12k net in 2 days is very good. You can only post so much in a day

[BoSox]

Shall I post up my horsebooking picks or is that not allowed?

Today I am going to bet the packers heavy just like in the movie Let it Ride.
I just hit another 40k Royal for a 33k win early this morning.
Not that impressive though as I lost 21k in the last two days prior but its still nice for me.

This is the time to splurge big time! Not in any particular order is the perfect opportunity to purchase a new rifle, a ten-inch iron pan purchased from a flea market that weighs about 25 lbs, a new wok to then season, and two 50 lbs bags of Alpo before actually betting NFL games. Nice hit again on the 2nd Royal.

[monet]

This is the time to splurge big time! Not in any particular order is the perfect opportunity to purchase a new rifle, a ten-inch iron pan purchased from a flea market that weighs about 20 lbs, a new wok to then season, and two 50 lbs bags of Alpo before actually betting NFL games. Nice hit again on the 2nd Royal.

I already got the iron pan for Christmas.
315 dollars for the Iron Wok that is hammered by hand 36,000 times... so they say.
The shipping was lightning fast, from China, go figure.
I don't want to support China but I'm all for supporting people working daily to make handmade items beating Iron with Hammers.
You can find the wok or the store on Etsy here...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/6840294...20&pro=1&frs=1

The Wok is pretty awesome to be honest.
Same with the ladle and spatula.
What I really love about it is that it is all one piece of forged iron.
Well worth the money and I may buy another one to store in my closet to have a spare.
I wouldn't doubt they stop making them in the future as everything is machine made these days.





What's with you and the Alpo?
I feed my dogs mostly boiled chicken breast, veggies, blueberries, sweet potatoes and raw bones.
In case you were curious, which I doubt you were.

Alright, so I made the bet.
1,650 to win 1,500 on the Packers -4.5

I also got impulsive with a 3 team parlay, off the board.
400 dollars to win 2,527.45

Green Bay -4.5
Dallas -1.5
Tampa Bay -7

Ok, so the straight bet wasn't nearly as heavy as I would of liked but I'm a scared little girl.
400 dollars is a massive parlay, for me, to be honest.
It is most likely money down the toilet.
At least I posted the bets before they went off this time.

[Garnabby]

It's a good thing that old Monet hits so many jackpots that he has to come here to tell us about each and every one, and, their ensuing celebration.

Ozzy needs someone to believe in.

Talky, talky.

[monet]

It's a good thing that old Monet hits so many jackpots that he has to come here to tell us about each and every one, and, their ensuing celebration.

Ozzy needs someone to believe in.

Talky, talky.

I hardly share every jackpot.
You have no clue how many I don't even bother taking a picture of or talking about.
Don't worry, I play the required amount of hands to hit so many jackpots.
I'm not claiming that I am ahead of the curve or the return percentage.
I went a few cycles, on 10 dollar single line video poker, with no Royals and that was over the span of 2 years.
Still pretty far behind on regular deuces, on that specific game, although I have moved up to only 3 cycles behind.
I put over 5 Million Coin in at one property last year alone.
I stopped sharing most of the pictures.
Sorry to post or share that I hit a Royal this morning.
I will shut the fuck up about it going forward.
For the most part, I have stopped posting in general about Jackpots, Mailers, Information, Movies and other topics.
Didn't mean to bother you, whoever you are, as you have so many different user names I have no clue.
It is obvious that you read every word on all of these gambling forums and constantly respond to just about every post.
There is a website where you literally have thousands of posts and responses to yourself constantly.
I forget where it is but I glanced at it once and was amazed at your veracity.
I think you had some S&M avatar you sick, twisted fuck.

[Garnabby]

I will shut the fuck up about it going forward.
For the most part, I have stopped posting in general about Jackpots, Mailers, Information, Movies and other topics.

I'm not telling you to stop posting. Just trying to read between the lines here.

Didn't mean to bother you, whoever you are, as you have so many different user names I have no clue.
It is obvious that you read every word on all of these gambling forums and constantly respond to just about every post.

For sure, not Tasha's. Anyway, I've posted on only two forums, in the last few years. The other one is GamblingForums.com, where I started posting a bit, again, last year. Nothing over there to go into any length about.

I imagine that there is a reason for my posts. The above one was to indirectly point out to Bosox that a few posters do post mostly about themselves. Darkoz, Mac Frawdy, and you, to go along with Red, at times, who spent a lot of time posting about the virus.

Minutes ago, Bosox let into Red, about Red talking about Red's contest plays. But, Bosox displayed a different tone with you. Something he accused MrV of, with respect to MrV's political opinion of Trump versus Biden. Hypocrisy, maybe.

[BoSox]

Monet wrote:

What's with you and the Alpo?
I feed my dogs mostly boiled chicken breast, veggies, blueberries, sweet potatoes, and raw bones.
In case you were curious, which I doubt you were.


No, I was very curious as I already suspected that you feed your dogs extravagantly and just wanted to hear you say it. "Mostly boiled chicken breast, veggies, blueberries, sweet potatoes" Goodness this was way beyond my expectation, I bet that is actually much better food than MDawg has when he is staying in his Las Vegas suites.

[monet]

Welp.
I'm back in the book.
I am currently betting $1760.00 to win $1600.00 on the Packers -6.5
I may put more down on it as my degenerate behavior knows no bounds.
Fuck William Hill by the way.

[monet]

Yup, I'm on Tilt.
I put a two team parlay in today.
For those of you reading this you can sweat my action and root for or against me.
Your Choice.
No Offense if you are against me out of spite for the hurtful hate I spread.

Golden Knights -1 1/2 EV
Green Bay Packers -6.5 -110

$310 dollars to pay $873.65

I also put another $550 to win $500 on the Packers -6.5
That brings up the total wagered now to $2310.00 to win $2100.00

Sickening, as I can remember days when I would try to scratch up 3 dollars to get a two choice combination with Slant Eyed Noodles or Rice or if you like they would give you both.
That order had to be at least 3 pounds of food, I swear.
This was in Long Beach California, if anyone is curious.

Don't worry.
I'm going back to bet MORE or is it MOAR!?
I love it at the Book.
Especially if this Trap Line holds at -6.5!!
Who am I kidding?
I'll bet it at 7 or even 8 lol.

[monet]

I'm sick and I need help.

I bet another 3 Team Parlay today because I just don't like money.

Tampa Bay Lightning -1 1/2 -125
Toronto Maple Leafs -1 1/2 +125
Green Bay Packers -6.5 -110

$500 to win 3,865.90

[monet]

I'm starting to get overextended.
Practice what I Preach I suppose.
Bet More Win More.

[MaxPen]

I'm sick and I need help.

I bet another 3 Team Parlay today because I just don't like money.

Tampa Bay Lightning -1 1/2 -125
Toronto Maple Leafs -1 1/2 +125
Green Bay Packers -6.5 -110

$500 to win 3,865.90

Good Luck

[monet]

Good Luck

An old school bookie told me long ago that when you bet parlays they just put the money in the drawer.
Complete Sucker Bet.

I do it for the Drink Tickets.
I like to give them away to the guys drinking beer after beer actually watching the games.
A few years back I bet 200 dollars at Caesars Palace and asked for drink tickets and they said... oh you need to bet at least 300 for one of those.
Mother Fuckers had me Hot Sucker lol.
Don't worry the Cubs got smashed and I lost more money.

Also nothing better in life than making those bastards pay you cold hard cash from the window.

[monet]

At least the Packers covered.
Ottawa killed my 3 teamer but the 2 team parlay and straight bets came through.
Actually, Greed and Ignorance killed my 3 team parlay.
Mental Note... Murray was traded to Ottawa in the offseason.

$2973.65 - $500 = Pay Me $2473.65

I don't keep a record and I don't bet units.
What I do do is try to post up my bets beforehand and show pictures of the actual tickets.
I've been on somewhat of a hot streak in the book lately.
10-2 or so with straight bets.
2-4 with parlays.

It would be nice if you sharpies would post up a lock.