Impressive!
From 7 on up to 12, I have to admit they were all pretty funny.
I got a chuckle.

Here is one that happened to me recently.

13. You walk into the Casino with 20,000 in Hundreds.
You cash out a ticket for 50 cents with two empty rubber bands in your pocket.
The cashier asks if you have 50 cents to make it a dollar?
You quietly shake your head from side to side.
She pays you your two quarters.
You quietly drive home and crawl into bed under the covers.