Las Vegas Sportsbook

[monet]

Yes, monet, I get that. My petite red-headed sister-in-law was shocked, shocked I tell you, when she discovered she could get free drinks by standing next to a slot machine.

My point is that I don't do that stuff. I'm not going to leave a sports book seat where I am paying attention to something and stand next to a slot machine to get a drink. The casino can kiss my ass on that. if I'm paying attention to something, I'm not going to break that concentration for 10 seconds, much less five minutes, to get a free drink.

So if the sports books are too tight to give me a drink ticket (which half the time is for a 50/50 orange juice and club soda), as you say, fuck the drink Nazis. The whole point of giving people drink tickets for minimal wagering back in the 80's and 90's was to have a bunch of sloshed, loss-chasing idiots in the seats by the late night kickoff games. If sports books are too proper to pursue that end these days, or too cheap, so be it. I will tattoo their Nazi derrieres in other ways.

Note: In case Jay Kornegay is reading this, I don't mean you, Jay. You are a gentleman and a scholar and have always been.

In this case it is very simple.
You get all your drinks ready and backed up before you sit down.
Or you just buy a bottle which is much cheaper.
Heck, you are an Orleans guy... that liquor store has always been reasonable.
Whatever though... your way... best way.

I think you might be taking it a step further because you actually spend time in the book whereas I am in and out.
Again my issue isn't about getting free drinks.
I just want whatever they are giving for my action and I don't want to be told how I have to use a drink ticket.
I also don't want snotty sportsbook managers giving me strife, which they do.
Do you have an ID?
Do you have a Players Card?
You can't bet 2000 dollars... sorry.
Fuckers making me drive all over town for an hour or two betting 800 and 900 dollars at each property because they want to get to know their players who bet 1000 dollars or more.
I don't want to get to know you!
I don't need friends like them.
You can't transfer drink tickets.
Fuck... talk about Scared Book!!
Chicken Shit Mother Fuckers