Originally Posted by regnis View Post
I have a much longer streak than the Dawg. I haven't won in 52 years of gambling. And I can prove it. I have no Newell; I have no fancy watches; I have no Bitcoin accounts; I don't have a string of poloponies (for you Honeymooners fans).

I don't even have a 9 and1/2 inch Schlong.

But you have something even more valuable: the class and dignity and self-respect that comes with writing non-fiction.

Although, truth to tell, I might opt for that 9 1/2 inch schlong. Depends on the width. Width counts.