I suspect AndrewG isn't really working for alan; instead he is for reasons known only to himself attempting to undermine his client, hoping to someday step into his client's shoes and assume his quasi-celebrity internet identity on this forum.

Of course for that to happen alan will need to pass away of either natural or *shudder* unnatural causes.

Memo to alan, assuming he even reads this board anymore: don't eat anything AndrewG prepares for you, it could be toxic.