Full time APs: How do you provide Proof Of Income for rental applications?

[monet]

"Crumbs," perhaps, esp. compared to what I have earned and paid taxes on over the years.

But I can't complain.

The ones who are fucked are those who don't qualify for any "crumbs" due to not having reported and paid tax on income while working, AP and non-AP.

They're doubly screwed if they don't have a lot of dough set aside to provide for a comfortable existence after they stop working.

Oh, wait a minute, I guess most AP's HAVE TO work til they die, and a fun retirement is but a dream for most non-AP's, right?

Present company excepted, of course.

If so, never mind, they made their bed, they can sleep in it.

Life's a game: just play your cards right.

Your story is getting stranger and stranger.
Worried about Social Security and having a relationship with an Ex Homeless Divorcee.
Your Credibility has lost a few notches lately from Highly Respected Divorce Lawyer.
How many marriages have you had again??
Seriously... you were involved with a Homeless girl who got a divorce from a Homeless Guy and they used to ride the rails being homeless and witnessed at least one murder!!??
How does someone with your clout and status get involved with some girl like that???
Makes no sense whatsoever.
Were you under the bridge in Portland by the river shooting up Heroin... tell the truth... that is how you two met, isn't it??
I know that area well, sorta.
I spent a summer in Portland Oregon playing Speed Chess at the Town Square.
Pioneer Square (Courthouse).
I'd set my clock, table and pieces up every morning to the right under those red banners by the coffee shop in the picture below.
They have these large blocks where people play chess or they did in those days.
Coffee Shop was next to it in the green.
And public transportation was free at that time for the downtown area.
I heard they got rid of that years ago.