Originally Posted by Hawkesite View Post
Originally Posted by redietz View Post
This idea that a federal building being unlocked makes entering legal is something I need to start taking advantage of. I've always wanted to sleep in the White House -- damn D.C. hotels are too expensive. And there are some missile silos in Kansas -- I need to wander in there someday while the gates are open. All these 24/7 government buildings -- as long as they aren't locked, I bet I can save a ton on hotel bills. I wonder if they have 24/7 cafeterias.

I pay taxes. May as well eat well.
The Capitol was locked, then the Capitol Police UNLOCKED the doors. Odd that.

Choose your conspiracy:

1) Many Capitol police were actually double agents, working with the Prez to allow pro-Trumpers in to stall the confirmation of the vote.

2) Many Capitol police were actually triple agents, working with the Deep State while appearing to work for the Prez. They unlocked the doors so pro-Trump rioters (I'm sorry, peaceful protestors) could storm the Capitol, have their pictures taken, and then be arrested and sent to the Gulag, thereby damaging the pro-Trump movement.

3) The Deep State rigged the IQ and personality tests for the Capitol police, ensuring that poor fearful dumb bastards would be in key positions and not know what the hell to do when rioters (sorry, peaceful protestors) stormed the Capitol.

This would make a good poll, I think. (1), (2) or (3).