1000 Clues You Are A Degenerate

[Garnabby]

#1096. I don't know about degenerate, but, only the king of kooks writes stuff like,

Lord, you two [Tablepooey, and Monet] are a couple of dumb bunnies, LOL.

The only thing he [Tablepooey] clarified was the depth of his stupidity.

I'll lay it out for you since you two birds rival the dodo bird.

Tableplay predicted TODAY, after the SB occurred, that TB will beat KC.

Now either he has a time machine, or is an idiot, or is talking about the coming SB in 2022.

I assumed he was rational and not a clueless dolt and was talking about the game a year from now, which is what I said.

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54. Starting a flame war on a gambling forum when you're clearly over-matched by your opponent.

and,

Garnabby is a bit of an enigma in that it is difficult to say whether his "mad scientist" shtick may be heartfelt or bullshit: I've concluded he probably believes it.

IIRC he was never quite this weird at Gamblers Glen, it is as if some part of his brain has since gone beyond zebra ...

His "theory of everything" is an obvious rip off of Hawking; his numerology fascination indicates a mind that's run off its tracks.

So long as he is civil and doesn't babble too much I'm OK with interacting with him; we have a history of haunting gambling boards for a couple of decades, approximately, yet I suspect he's best kept on a short leash.

I'm not particularly put off by his insults as I can give as good as I get, and hey, "Nobody's perfect."

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post118567

but, winds up making the horse's ass of all time of himself with stuff like,

18 yos!

FYP

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post121952

Yes, MrV, you're one fucking-stoned "genuis" at the keyboard, and, I guess, everything else.

I feel your pain; I had a rough night at the caisno as well.

Fucking Indians scalped me.

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post122003

Lol.

Some may wonder why I've been posting so much on this forum all of a sudden; the answer is pretty simple: I now have more time on my hands than before and posting on forums helps to fill it.

After many years of earning a decent living severing marital knots I've shut it down as of the end of last year.

Time to move on, but until I do I expect that I'll be drawn to this and the other forums I post on, sort of like a fly is drawn to a steaming pile of shit.

Yeah, sure you will.

Portland may be a goofy place, but, obviously, you're the #1 goof on the planet.

[monet]

96. You don't need any clues, you already know!

[Garnabby]

Somewhere, on the English language grammar and usage equivalent to this very list, there is a point #96 about the incorrect, usage of the phrase, "already know".

https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...-already-known

[regnis]

Somewhere, on the English language grammar and usage equivalent to this very list, there is a point #96 about the incorrect, usage of the phrase, "already know".

https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...-already-known

and commas

[Garnabby]

Somewhere, on the English language grammar and usage equivalent to this very list, there is a point #96 about the incorrect, usage of the phrase, "already know".

https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...-already-known

and commas

The first such comma was to acknowledge that there is not any correct usage of, "already know". A logical deduction.

The second was merely to introduce the phrase, or whichever, at hand. Such as you wrote, "There is a problem with your [my] commas." Note the comma.

[Tasha]

97. You win $1,000 on a .50 cent bet and give it all back to get Comped for a $20 buffet!

[theywontpayontuesday]

98. Slot squatter: Squatting on an AP machine with $1 left until you can borrow money from someone there or holding it for your cuzzin to try $40 after he is done cooking at KFC. Swing a dirty eye to anyone with enough sense to go home when their cash is gone, but is there in disgust of you. You're kind of a poor man's version of Rob Blagojevich, but you have a fat, disgusting body and you know how to flaunt it.

[soxfan]

I still wish that the garnabby-jones come with the subtitle so I could understand what he's sayin, hey hey.

[jbjb]

98. Slot squatter: Squatting on an AP machine with $1 left until you can borrow money from someone there or holding it for your cuzzin to try $40 after he is done cooking at KFC. Swing a dirty eye to anyone with enough sense to go home when their cash is gone, but is there in disgust of you. You're kind of a poor man's version of Rob Blagojevich, but you have a fat, disgusting body and you know how to flaunt it.

I've seen them get slot attendants to lock up the machine so they can actually leave the casino to go get more money.

[MisterV]

That happened to me at a tribal casino.

Some shmuck was playing my favorite game and he left, so as I tried to take his seat a casino employee told me I couldn't, that it was being saved for him.

Fucker was gone a couple hours.

Bah!

Fucking Injuns ...

[Tasha]

You end up playing primarily to keep your Second Tier Card, that enables you to better Comps and Points and free play) not actually to win....

[BoSox]

You camp out in 100-degree heat in the desert pretending that you are having fun as a diversion.

[MaxPen]

You camp out in 100-degree heat in the desert pretending that you are having fun as a diversion.

You hang out on a gambling forum making one stupid comment after the other.

[BoSox]

You camp out in 100-degree heat in the desert pretending that you are having fun as a diversion.

You hang out on a gambling forum making one stupid comment after the other.

I realize that the thread is designed for the poster to reveal the nuttiness of themselves related to gaming. I was just having a little fun because monet is ignoring me.

After all who wants to hear about someone a month away from turning 70 driving home 85 miles on a highway at 3 AM after having played 5 hours on the black chip tables?