I was hoping coach would be studying up on the differences between laws, regulations, and policies. Maybe sign up for an AndrewG seminar or something.

But you have to give coach credit. He gets something completely, utterly wrong (like under what conditions can one get a check after playing table games), posts 20 or 30 times while being wrong, doesn't bother to actually check up on whether he's wrong, and then isn't embarrassed and doesn't apologize for being wrong. It takes a special kind of person to do that over and over, and to then explain in post after post on topic after topic that he knows whereof he speaks.