KJ, you talked a good game at the beginning of the thread but I get the feeling you may be too "nice" of a guy to get down in the gutter and knife fight with blackhole.
You might want to punch yourself a few times in your face to get those anger juices a flowing ... remember, you're going up against a world class troll.
If all else fails you can always designate a champion to step up in your place and stead.
Sure, tag team him; float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.