Road Trip Hard-On

[mickeycrimm]

Out of one side of your mouth you say slot AP's are slugs but out of the other side of your mouth you say you have "friends" that do it. Out of one side of your mouth you say you don't slot AP but out of the other side of your mouth you say you have strategies for it. You misinterpret yourself.

I don't need to make any more money off machines so I don't give a damn who learns what. I'm supposed to keep my mouth shut for an asshole like you? It's a free country. I don't owe anyone anything.

It's easy to tell you are hemorraging with every pic I post.

80% are slugs. If you don't know that then you're not paying attention. I never said that I don't slot AP. There are many things to do in a casino. That is one of them. Glad to hear you have hotdog money for life. Dude I don't care what you do. I already said "you do you" in my previous post. I am very clear and easy to understand.

Like I said you have some sort of inferiority complex that makes you want to prove something. You're just making yourself look like an idiot right now. I would have given you more credit than that. But it is what it is.

I really don't have anything further to add to anything.

Quite frankly anymore you bore me. I gave you more credit than you deserve in the past.......RIP

LOL at the projection here. Inferiority complex? Yes, you damn sure have one. It's obviously based in your having to scam to get by.

So 80% of slot AP's are slugs? Well, whatever the percentage is you definitely fit in that group. Your posts are always filled with how you dislike people. You should take a look at yourself before you disparage others. You're the slug.

Continue on with throwing shit against the wall hoping some of it will stick. It's what slugs do.

[mickeycrimm]

lol.

The whole idea of numbers is very important the more you get into the slot hustling world. How aggressive should you be?

Today I decided to leave all my dough in the car except for like 1k and change.. come across a $20 play which I figure will be done with by end of wallet but nah. Oh well, these things one learns while moving up. I noticed ATM within eyesight so figured I'd use my ATM card. Then I had to go back and chase people off the machine who were saddling up when I got up. ("hey thats my credit there, I'm still playing this machine..") Then I have to go back to ATM machine because I am in middle of withdrawal process. $50 fee on $1400? Fuck you but easily worth it, casino shitheads. This just reinforces my resolve to beat casinos. Then people start watching me and see my bank account and are making 'must be nice' comments. Ended up taking a 1k loss which was biggest machine loss.

Might be going bust soon doing this.. rough life. I would not recommend this to anyone. Luckily with my business I can afford these things so my bust isn't real bust.

It's obvious you arent doing something right if you think slot AP is rough. A no brainer mistake was not having enough money on you to spin the play off. You also probably took the play to early. Yes, it will be rough on you if you continue to make these kind of mistakes.

And the phony "people watching me and see my bank account. Must be nice." Please, spare us.

[mickeycrimm]

What makes this play so strong is the bottom meter resets at 85% of the cap, and the middle meter resets at 75% of the cap. Traditional MHB's reset to 50% of the cap.

[accountinquestion]

lol.

The whole idea of numbers is very important the more you get into the slot hustling world. How aggressive should you be?

Today I decided to leave all my dough in the car except for like 1k and change.. come across a $20 play which I figure will be done with by end of wallet but nah. Oh well, these things one learns while moving up. I noticed ATM within eyesight so figured I'd use my ATM card. Then I had to go back and chase people off the machine who were saddling up when I got up. ("hey thats my credit there, I'm still playing this machine..") Then I have to go back to ATM machine because I am in middle of withdrawal process. $50 fee on $1400? Fuck you but easily worth it, casino shitheads. This just reinforces my resolve to beat casinos. Then people start watching me and see my bank account and are making 'must be nice' comments. Ended up taking a 1k loss which was biggest machine loss.

Might be going bust soon doing this.. rough life. I would not recommend this to anyone. Luckily with my business I can afford these things so my bust isn't real bust.

It's obvious you arent doing something right if you think slot AP is rough. A no brainer mistake was not having enough money on you to spin the play off. You also probably took the play to early. Yes, it will be rough on you if you continue to make these kind of mistakes.

And the phony "people watching me and see my bank account. Must be nice." Please, spare us.

It is entirely possible some of us are capable of a range of behaviors that may or may not include something called sarcasm.

And staying in your parents basement let's one save up.. not everyone in a casino is as rich as you and are easily impressed because of the 40 or 60k in my checking acct. Yea please dont call bullshit because I literally don't recall how much I have.

I need to get into whores. I dont have the shine of youth. If you make eye contact and they dont look away............

People were watching me aggro walk back and forth between the machine and the atm machine and the damn thing put my balance up. It sucked and was stressful because I had to leave my atm session to shoo away the poppies. I mean no shit sherlock it was a mistake.

[accountinquestion]

Bro I finally feel like I'm out of my learning stage. Averaging $89 a day.

[mickeycrimm]

If you like the 10K wars this ones for you. Meter starts at 9K and caps at 10K. Usually a $6 meter which means the meter flips a penny every $6 in wager. And that equates to .001667%. The 10K guys have tricks to get the slot mechanics to work on the machine therefore exposing the payback screen. With a 93% machine I think the advantage starts when you find the meter a little above $9600. And, of course, the closer the meter is to 10K the bigger the advantage is.

[Ozzy]

If you like the 10K wars this ones for you. Meter starts at 9K and caps at 10K. Usually a $6 meter which means the meter flips a penny every $6 in wager. And that equates to .001667%. The 10K guys have tricks to get the slot mechanics to work on the machine therefore exposing the payback screen. With a 93% machine I think the advantage starts when you find the meter a little above $9600. And, of course, the closer the meter is to 10K the bigger the advantage is.

Be very aware ive seen a few of these set as low as 89%. You could easily lose 15-20k (25-30k bankroll) net chasing one of these prematurely.

[radicalwin]

If you like the 10K wars this ones for you. Meter starts at 9K and caps at 10K. Usually a $6 meter which means the meter flips a penny every $6 in wager. And that equates to .001667%. The 10K guys have tricks to get the slot mechanics to work on the machine therefore exposing the payback screen. With a 93% machine I think the advantage starts when you find the meter a little above $9600. And, of course, the closer the meter is to 10K the bigger the advantage is.

I've been told a play on one of these can generate crazy good freeplay offers.

[accountinquestion]

WHat is the drop distribution on these games? I see people chasing the lower meter. Is it like a river dragon or is the distribution flat/even ?

[mcap]

WHat is the drop distribution on these games? I see people chasing the lower meter. Is it like a river dragon or is the distribution flat/even ?

Answer to that question is available by the play number/% he and meter available in Mickey’s post. Cunt, lol

[accountinquestion]

WHat is the drop distribution on these games? I see people chasing the lower meter. Is it like a river dragon or is the distribution flat/even ?

Answer to that question is available by the play number/% he and meter available in Mickey’s post. Cunt, lol

I was going to post something ripping into you for not reading my question but then I paused for a moment and realized you're right.

Fuckwad, thanks for being useful.

[accountinquestion]

I met Micky Crimm live in person! Trip report! I was going to make up some elaborate story to see who would believe me but not feeling the motivation. Showed him a few things at my local casino and he gave me some #s and we chit-chatted. A true legend in this world. Always enjoy meeting people like that. Puts me in a good mood. This was no exception.

[mickeycrimm]

Accountinquestion is a pretty nice guy. He actually knows a great deal about slot AP. He showed me some news games I hadn't seen before. I won't be flipping him any more shit on VCT, LOL.

[The Boz]

I met Micky Crimm live in person! Trip report! I was going to make up some elaborate story to see who would believe me but not feeling the motivation. Showed him a few things at my local casino and he gave me some #s and we chit-chatted. A true legend in this world. Always enjoy meeting people like that. Puts me in a good mood. This was no exception.

Very cool stuff!

[mickeycrimm]

Mickey "Half Ball" thinks people need a team for his 2 bit playbook.......lol....what a joke.

What's next? You need a team for Happy 8's and Cash Falls too?

I am getting a better understanding of you. You need to call in partners for anything over 5k. Too many of those $1 hotdogs on the line, I guess.......lol

I don't waste my time on Happy 8's and Cash Falls. Only two-bit bottomfeeders like you check that game.

[mickeycrimm]

Micky, while I appreciate you showing beatable games, you are not mentioning at what level they become positive EV.

He probably doesn't want to lay it all out there. It takes a lot of work to dial in numbers on some games. Once they become public it literally dilutes the plays to the point that they are almost impossible to find. The machines stay stripped down because all the ploppies do is get destroyed when they play. Then the game just disappears. All he's doing is hurting his fellow vultures.

Mickey "Half Ball" is doing this because he thinks it bothers me. It doesn't. I could care less if all these 2 bit machines completely disappear. I would like that. Then I wouldn't have to keep looking out for all these hobos in the casino while I take care of business. I stay updated on them because I stay updated on all casino floor activity.

All Mickey is accomplishing is showing that not only is he "Half Ball" but he is aka Mickey "Loose Lips" Crimm as well. Not only for his ability to handle his Man Servant duties to Rob's 9 inches but willingness to share info publicly to anyone who he thinks supports him. It's easy for his dumbed down Twitter minions to manipulate him.

If Hobo Crimm wants to strike a blow at me I suggest he divulge what video roulette can be made to payout a 10x multiple on all winning bets and how that is accomplished. Let's start there. Oh,,, but that kind of stuff is thievery he will cry......lol......RIP......Yet if he had a clue he'd be a "thief".

Maxpen admits he's a cheater and thief right here. Cheating is what he calls "an advanced play."