Originally Posted by
coach belly
Originally Posted by
Mission146
In your defense, I'd thought it would be more of a, "Hit it and quit it," sort of thing. He doesn't have to be Mr. Right if you're just looking for Mr. Tonight.
Why are you fantasizing about homosexual encounters?
And why are you sharing your homoerotic fantasies here?
That's a weak attempt at a turnaround if I've ever seen one. I'm not the one here always talking to/about any other man in particular, much less the only openly homosexual one. I'm also not one of the ones who needs to talk about scantily clad women all the time to cover my tracks.
You boys don't worry, women can take one look in my eyes and know that I know how to go down. I was born with skills that you could practice your entire life and never possess. And, if the eye contact alone isn't enough, just you let me start telling the ladies not what I'm going to do
to them, but rather, what I am going to do
for them. When the Mission is to go around Downtown Tastytown, it gets accomplished in ways that you fucking amateurs could never dream of. I never booty-called my exes, they booty called me.