Kew, you already know I will still be around for many years after you start eating dirt (which will be before 50). A bad ticker? Exposure to aids? Infected blood? And most of all, early onset mental illness? All that vs.: I take no pills, I'm still in excellent shape, I am on the move constantly, and I have a wife who loves cooking healthy meals.

What exactly do you have going for you? Oh wait---redietz washes your balls!