This is Barney
The LID has a big brain besides being a world class Dice Influencer. In the 80s, he spent much of his time with the Captain studying derandomization of the dices in the air and hitting the table in the game of craps
In the 90s, he spent much time at the MIT working on invisibility on a secret government project. In the early 2000s, he collaborated with his brother Festus and the late Max Planck to develop a time shifting device which enabled him to win much money at the game of craps and getting laid alot by casino chicks. However, the May 2020 tornadoes destroyed said device along with our goats and he now has to rely only on his dices tossing skills and his line of DI apparel to make a living.




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