Objective proof?

[Cerveza Fria]

Hey Gringo Rob, here's a real royal that I hit this morning. Notice that the view is straight on. I'm not standing off to the side, like you were in your picture (because you were standing next to the person who actually hit it). Yes, it's only $4k, but it's real and I actually hit it.

These spics really bring a lot of illiteracy to the US. First, does anyone doubt that he went home a loser after this? And....when I hit handpays and I always play left-handed, I immediately move to my right so I'm not in the way of the attendant. You probably don't get it, but the last thing they want is to have to work around a greasy asshole like you.

This Gringo comes up with the lamest justification for his lies. It doesn’t matter if you play left-handed or right-handed. If it was actually you playing, the picture would be from straight on, like in mine. Just like when you jack off watching on-line porn, you still sit right in front of the screen, no matter if you use your left or right hand.
Also, the slot attendant puts the key in the machine on the right side, where you were standing. You would have been in his/her way. Got any more bullshit excuses? You are a total fraud.

And the racial slurs are waaayyy off. I’m not Puerto Rican. If going to use a racist slur, at least get it right.