Rob, I am not jealous of you, in fact I am "a bit of a fan."
Having said that I noticed "the reflection issue" before Max brought it up: upon close inspection it is as I said, the guy at the machine is a big man with big forearms.
You may pack 9 1/2 swinging, but your forearms certainly don't measure up.
But hey, nice try, and I'm sure I and others will miss your contributions in the future; good luck as you voluntarily slide into gambling forum oblivion...