My gambling habit is so bad:
5) When I telepath the VP machines, they tell me to go home.
4) I put the top half of my white parlay cards in a blender so I can snort them at halftime.
3) I've seen more consecutive YO's than Alan Mendelson.
2) My bookie lets me bet what the score is when the Monday Night Game kicks off.
1) Fred Flintstone is my ringtone.





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