Originally Posted by monet View Post
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
Axel: I DONT KNOW IF ROB HIT IT.
Deep Thoughts...

Today I found out that the odds to bowl a 300 game with an 8 pound ball is .00000002
That's pretty close to 18 Elevens in a row isn't it?
Maybe not... what is that... 50 Million to 1?
Fuck... Math is Hard.
I wonder if Big Foot is real because I never seen him but I never seen anyone disprove that Big Foot isn't real and a lot of people say he is real.
So it seems that the 1.5 Million Dollar Jackpot is like believing in God.
You have to have faith.
Proof not allowed.

Monet makes key points. It's about faith. And the "I have no reason to disbelieve" are religious.

For example, I can provide at least as much proof that I have dated Lady GaGa and Elizabeth Hurley (who just turned 57) as Rob hitting the jackpot. I can provide photos (without me in the pic), documents that appear to have their signature (typed love letters with their signature), ringtones with their voices, personal happy birthday videos (at least for Hurley), and stuff like that.

Can anyone prove I haven't dated them? Nobody on this forum, anyway.

It's about probabilities. Everything is.

Next I need to set up meetings with MaxPen and Todd so they can meet my ex-girlfriends. Of course, I'll duck and weave around those meetings. I actually have a non-zero shot of somehow pulling this off with GaGa since a friend of mine who helms a band knows her old manager from her New York days.

The Church of Bob is open for business.