LOL... that is funny but I am a bit worried about Lake Mead and the water situation here in Las Vegas but I've been wanting to move to the country for 3 or 4 years now.
Interesting problem is that many places in the USA and world are in a record drought or have poisoned waterways.
If anyone can give me a top 5 or top 10 list of the best places to live in America that has clean water and good soil I am listening.
Every time I look into it I find that a coal mine is nearby or a nuclear plant is close by or the water is contaminated or some other issue etc. etc.