The Unofficial Alan is a Fucktard thread

[jbjb]

Poppies are degenerate loud mouths that think they know what their doing but really have no clue.

That would make you a ploppy in the game of life, same as all you Mendelson dick riders.

The one and only time I was in Vegas for NYE, I stayed in my hotel room which was nowhere near the strip and watched movies. Holidays are just another day of the week to me. They mean nothing.

I see your fat ass got out of the little boys room again. Go fuck yourself jackass!