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    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    There was a knock on the door; Axl opened it and saw three uniformed policemen.

    "Where is Jimmy?"

    Jimmy came forward: "That's me."

    "You're under arrest...for murder."

    Axl and Jimmy were thunderstruck.

    "Murder? Who?"

    "James just died in the hospital from internal bleeding" came the response.

    "Book him, Danno" said a cop that looked a lot like Jack Lord, "This guy is going to have a date with the hang man."

    Axl watched a somber Jimmy be led away; he then smiled, got out his cell phone, and made a call.

    "Hi, Allison? It's me, Axl. You up for some loving? Cool, I'll be right over."

    Just as the pendulum of life swings both ways, so does Axl.
    Actually, I did write that Axl told Jimmy that James died, when he was in fact still alive, to see Jimmy's reaction, Jimmy was like,"No! I didn't want to murder James, I just wanted to hurt him! I'm going to jail for Murder!" Axl was like,""Jimmy, go to your room and watch TV. I'll protect you from the Authorities!"

    Jimmy went to his room and watched TV. Billy called Axl and told him James was incoherent and on multiple painkillers. Axl told Billy,"I told Jimmy that James died and he is incredible agony, so he doesn't hate James." Billy was like,"Telling Jimmy that James died when he is still alive was an incredible douchebag move of you to do to Jimmy! " Axl was like,"Jimmy's agonized reaction proves he doesn't hate James, so Mission accomplished," but I thought that would be incredibly mean of Axl to say, so I erased the entire "Axl lies and tells Jimmy that James died just to see Jimmy's reaction."

    Also, Axl would never just sit there and allow Jimmy to be arrested and not go with him to the Police Station. He'd definitely go with Jimmy. Also Axl would never cheat on Billy, especially with the same Woman that caused James and Jimmy to fight. He wouldn't betray Billy, James, or Jimmy by having sex with Allison too.
    Last edited by Tasha; 01-06-2023 at 05:58 AM.
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