Originally Posted by 
MisterV
                     
                Seedvalue looked out of his pup tent at the cars going by on the street and recalled a fonder time, days before he lost his mind, his savings, and his dignity.
"So long ago, so far away" he mused.
He smiled, as he'd figured out a bold, new way to entice strangers to give him money to subsist on and to play keno with.
SV grabbed his cardboard sign and rewrote his message to read "Will Twerk For Food."
"Gotta shake that ass to get some grass" he rhymed, then practiced his bold new begging move.
"AP's do what AP's gotta do."
Wearing only a thong he exited his drafty home and went to work on his street corner...