MDawg, don't do this again

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select * from vbulletins.messages as a where a.user='MDAWG';

select * from vbulletins.messages as a where a.user='monet' and contains(a.messagetext, 'bonus poker deluxe');

just a little humor - I have no idea what the database table name(s) and column names(s) was/were that Dan queried.