Older Axl, now going by by "W" in honor of the best BJ he had ever received while visiting the White House, went back to his car to sign more documents. Document signing was a big part of his life in this universe. Much time was spent on document signing. That, and mundane conversations confirming that documents need to be or had already been signed. He wished that every time he signed a document he got a BJ.
Whilst in his reverie of document signing and BJs, someone tapped on his car window. It was man dressed in a giant penis costume.
"Excuse me ma'am, but I'm a bit lost. I'm looking for the convention center. I'm attending a BJ convention."
"Why did you call me ma'am? Don't you recognize me as older Axl from the year 2023, who now goes by W?" replied Axl, who now went by W.
"Sorry, sir. I thought you were kindly elderly lesbian." said the man in the penis costume.
"Well I'm not an old woman. I just look like one. I also sign a lot of documents and have conversations about needing to sign them or confirming that I have already signed them." said W, also known as Axl.
"Document signing you say. You should come to the convention. I'm moderating a panel discussion about getting BJs whilst signing documents." said the man in the penis costume.
This sounded really good to Axl. He agreed to go with the man in the penis costume. When he arrived at the convention center, there were some documents he had to sign before he could receive his name tag. But seeing as it was a BJ convention, the man in the penis costume sucked Axl off while he was signing the documents. At the convention, Axl listened to a presentation about working the balls while giving BJs, and another about working the butthole. It was very interesting. After listening to lots of presentations and visiting vendor booths, Axl attended a social activity. He caught up with the man in the penis costume at the open bar.
"So I didn't catch your name." Axl said.
"It's Nathan. But not that Nathan." said Nathan, the man in the penis costume.
"Who's that Nathan?" Axl asked, perplexed about what Nathan meant by that Nathan.
"I'm not the infamous Nathan from the WOV forums who always gets ragged and dragged for having sock puppets. I'm just a normal person who happens to share that name. It's a really common name, you know. Plenty of people are named Nathan and don't troll gambling forums." said Nathan really defensively.
Axl did not go on gambling forums, so he didn't understand what Nathan was talking about. He just really like that BJ he got while he was signing documents before he got his name tag. He wanted to know more about Nathan, who dressed as a penis and gave really good BJs.