Note to Dan Druff

[MisterV]

Kewlj really should stop pushing the narrative that Mdawg was the one who's Hooker stole his Rolex. That could have happened to literally ANY high Roller in Las Vegas and Kewlj keeps saying that happened to Mdawg with absolutely no proof. Kewlj is doing defamation, slanderous Libel and that's actually punishable by Law. Kewlj should really knock it off.

Gee, if you feel so strongly about this issue you really should incorporate it into your ongoing "Axl" narrative in "Whatever's on your mind."

Have KJ making claims while chilling, wearing a motorcycle helmet and a bulleproof vest, then have douchedawg use Lyft to sue him in "The People's Court."

You could be the bailiff festooned in your patented penis costume and smack the loser upside the head with your handbag filled with losing lottery tickets.

Almost as good as getting first place in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, eh?

Or, and this is the heart of my advice, you could either break both your hands to prevent such vapid and inane posts from ever being created again, or you could take a long walk on a short pier.