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    This conversation was overheard by nurse Tasha, who had been cleaning out bedpans and removing the remnants of a ruptured spleen from the corner of the room.

    "Excuse me, doctor, but..."

    Dr. Fiddycent glowered at her then exploded with "Nurse, if I want your opinion I'll go through your union representative. Now get back to work, and do you see how that spleen is still dripping?"

    Chastised, the black wannabe Florence Nightengale choked back her tears and said "I was only trying to..."

    Again the sawbones became infuriated: he picked up a bouquet from 1-800-flowers, shook out the wilted roses and smashed her in the face with the vase.

    "Now get OUT" roared the doc: she did, but slipped on her own blood while making her exit.

    The two Axl's were only mildly concerned.

    "She never should have interrupted you, doctor" said Axl.

    "Yes, I agree, she never should have interrupted you" said the other Axl.

    "Nurses should never interrupt doctors."

    "Let us hope she never interrupts him again."

    "Indeed, you are right as always."

    The two Axl's shook hands, put on their bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets, and walked hand in hand out of the room, en route to Dairy Queen for strawberry Blizzards.
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