Tasha curled up in the corner of her "uncle's" crapped out RV and started to think: this was a rare event.
"Now that I have two time-traveling Axl's, where can I take this?"
A rat bit her toe: an epiphany.
"I know, Cake Cream and Wild Water will devote all their energy to saving the world."
She smiled.
The following morning she took a dump at the McDonalds nearby and washed herself in their bathroom, then went back to her hovel to write.
"But how will Axl's save the world?"
"Ah, I know: through their music."
She felt war was wrong, and only love could save the world.
"Hmm...what rhymes with 'Putin?'"
The latest episode of her narrative had the bands singing their new song, "You're Darn Tootin', We All Love Putin."
Most of the fans didn't know or care who Putin was, but the song had a good beat so they liked it: all except for some Ukrainians.
"Those imbeciles !" growled one.
"Giving aid and comfort to the enemy."
Very familiar with all things military by now, they left the concert and broke into the nearby army depot and hot-wired and armed an A-1 Abrams.
A round of HE hit the bus carrying Cake Cream and Wild Water away from the concert venue.
Tasha was frantic: how could this happen in HER story?
She sipped her strawberry blizzard and pondered the great mysteries of life.
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