Now that I thoroughly own kew--and I mean THOROUGHLY--along with his freaky & even more pathetic baby bro BTW, I believe I'll try and make some dough off of it. I'm gonna sell some of his parts. After all, who wouldn't want a piece of this Man About Town, a person who knows MGM execs who aren't shy about feeding kew private info on their players....right to his dumpy high-rise apt.!

The first item is the little guy's tiny brain. Yes I know, it barely functions and there are numerous crossed wires in there. But it could be donated to your kid's high school lab!

Next up is his muscles. Um....well, I can't find any, so we'll have to skip that one.

Now we're looking at his balls. Hmmm....an empty sac. Who'd have thought?

Next I've got his 4" dick, you know, the one that caused him to choose to become gay, because, as especially I know well, the ladies do like size. The guys? Well, that's one of the big reasons they choose the queer route. They know they'd just get humiliated by women, but they also know how sickly desperate similar men are. I'll even clean the brown stains off of it.

Yeah I'm all the way in redietz' head also. But being that he's 100% Martian, I can't figure his weird biology.

There's also one religion-hating, God hating/denying, creep over here that also has a deep hatred of me. The phony jbjb, whom Alan pegged as a fake from the get-go. Hey wait--is jbjb saying I'M God? We'll need more than an incoherent one-liner to get that straight.

In the meantime, I'm busy trying to figure out how so many posters have been able to hack into my GF account and make posts as me.

Kew---show us how weak and pathetic you are again!