When the weed was all gone and the band members were close to nodding out, Axl told them how all their money had been felonioulsly purloined by their bent accountant, and that the CPA and all of their money had disappeared: they were now broke.
It turns out the timing of his announcement was perfect, as all the members of Cake Cream were too high to grasp its significance.
"Far out" said Billy, as he reached for some Oreos.
"Cool" and "Whatever" said two other band members while grabbing for slices of non-contact pizza.
Axl realized that when they recovered their wits they'd blame him for this, so he made the most crucial managerial decision of his life: he would make certain they never recovered their wits.
He went to the ghetto and bought more weed plus a shit load of fentanyl, brought it back, mixed it together, stuffed it in the bong and voila', before you know it the band members were fentanyl junkies.
Axl smiled, shook their hands, and they thanked him.
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