Duck and dodge with nonsense. Surprise surprise. Standard Redietz.
Not sure how you jump from me not wanting to interview you in person to avoiding a wiki page. Layers of idiocy but that is what happens when you paint yourself in the corner. You have no other option but to go totally silent.
You're losing your shit. Those basics of those creative writing courses have faded with time. Maybe tap Singer in and give him your notes to start with.