Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
Also, the Jail Guards in your Fictional Axl Rose story are dumb as hell, not realizing that every single time Mark gets gifted a "Cake," he ESCAPES. You'd think after Mark escaped after getting a "Cake," the first time, the jail Guards would keep a close eye on "Cakes,"
You'd think so, wouldn't you?

Keep in mind that jail / prison guards have an I.Q. comparable to that of a house plant.

Wait, so do the members of Cake Cream.

A smart man can navigate rather well on a Sea of Stupidity.