Did your momma's gynecologist slap your face instead of your ass at birth to get some kind of a reaction, after pulling you out of her fanny instead of her vagina? Because that's the general consensus about you I'm hearing about, due to your very sour life that only allows you to mimic the Son of Einstein in greasy one line posts.

Alan was right about you: not well-read, you suck on sour grapes for days on end after being forced to read about the gambling successes of those whom you cannot stand, and you never really understood freeplay until Alan explained it to you.