Smart Money

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Would like to see a competition between you and Tableplay

One way around my inexperience with sportsbetting would be to angle shoot my picks by expressing them in the form of riddles. That way, if I pick wrong, I can just say that my riddle was misinterpreted by whoever is calling me out on the wrong pick.

lul
Seems Legit.
I'm pretty sure all the top sports pickers do this but I'm too busy living in Vegas for the last 30 some odd years to notice.
Here, I'll give you guys a couple picks for today.
I've been on a hot streak for 8 days, so it has to come crashing down eventually.
Did you know if you martingale even money bets starting with 2k you can run it up over a million dollars with 9 in a row?
True Story.
Easier if you can mix in some dogs.
Anyways, NOT POSSIBLE.
Never Happens.
The odds are worse than 18 YOs in a row.

Tampa Bay is going up against an 0-11 pitcher today.
In case you all didn't know.

Tampa Bay Run Line or Alternate Run Line (-2.5)
Diamond Backs
Rangers

As always, take the Run Line, for more fun, but you can parlay them all, on the Money Line, which pays far less, and not advisable.
I like commas.

Bah... Scratch the Diamondbacks.
I don't like the pitching matchup.
Sorry bout that.
3 hours till post time.

Blue Jays and Red Sox look OK to Go though.
I'm sitting here pretty lazy so not sure if I'm gonna bet.
I have a 2200 dollar ticket here that I need to cash out but I just feel lazy.
I made a nice Butternut Squash Soup though and used the immersion blender so that was nice.

Not the greatest payouts here since The Jays and Rays are big favorites.
Updated Picks...

Rays Run Line
Blue Jays Run Line
Rangers Run Line
Red Sox Money Line or Run Line

Don't feel confident today for some reason.
Went 3-0 yesterday but didn't post.